Secret Unicorn
18 April 2014 @ 3:37 PM

(Source: markshepppard)

11 hours ago via manticoreimaginary (originally markshepppard)
18 April 2014 @ 1:07 PM

sassy-snow-queen:

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

14 hours ago via thedisreputabledog (originally tooshaknowsbest)
18 April 2014 @ 1:03 PM
daricemoore:

via 
14 hours ago via thedisreputabledog (originally daricemoore)
18 April 2014 @ 1:01 PM

ishipitlikeups:

ishipitlikeups:

Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T—

Goddammit.

Yeah no but seriously. Read it.

14 hours ago via anomalousdata (originally ishipitlikeups)
18 April 2014 @ 12:53 PM
14 hours ago via queensimia (originally thesalvatores4ever)
18 April 2014 @ 9:06 AM

archaeologicalnews:

image

The paw prints and hoof prints of a few meddlesome animals have been preserved for posterity on ancient Roman tiles recently discovered by archeologists in England.

"They are beautiful finds, as they represent a snapshot, a single moment in history," said Nick Daffern, a senior project.

Excellent point! Artifacts like these typify the beauty found in archaeology, it is something so familiar yet so temporally distant from us. Furthermore, D’AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW. Roman Puppies.

18 hours ago via theancientworld (originally archaeologicalnews)
18 April 2014 @ 9:03 AM
18 hours ago via anomalousdata (originally catsbeaversandducks)
18 April 2014 @ 9:02 AM

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

(Source: faunasworld-moved)

18 hours ago via anomalousdata (originally faunasworld-moved)
18 April 2014 @ 12:00 AM
tags:
#iatrogenic
absolutely! <3

I send you the email! hopefultl anyway I’m pretty sure I got the right email address XD

1 day ago
17 April 2014 @ 10:32 PM

Hey iatrogenic if you spot this and you’re still interested in the star wars forum thing, is it okay to email you? 

1 day ago
17 April 2014 @ 10:26 PM
wormwoodandhoney:

girls fighting evil: the historian

this has been requested a few times!

(“history, huh?” the guy says, squinting at you over his beer. “and what are you gonna do with that? don’t get a lot of money sitting over some dusty old books.” “mm,” you say, thinking of the top ten most painful deaths in history that you could be inspired by. “i mean, i guess there are museums,” the guy says doubtfully. “but they only want like real historians, you know?” there’s walking the plank, you consider. but where would find a plank? same goes for the brazen bull. “i mean, you’re so pretty,” the guy continues. the stake has been pretty overdone, huh? you see the demon begin to slink from the shadows of the corner and head towards your critic. “why would you want to ruin your eyes and your posture hunched over some books about things that happened a million years ago?” you watch as the demon rears back, jaws open, mouth wide.
you push the dude away and stab the demon in the neck with the pen you got from your dad for getting into grad school. as the demon disappears into a wave of dust and blood, you turn back to the man you saved. “history teaches me about today,” you say, and click your pen closed.)

wormwoodandhoney:

girls fighting evil: the historian

this has been requested a few times!

(“history, huh?” the guy says, squinting at you over his beer. “and what are you gonna do with that? don’t get a lot of money sitting over some dusty old books.” “mm,” you say, thinking of the top ten most painful deaths in history that you could be inspired by. “i mean, i guess there are museums,” the guy says doubtfully. “but they only want like real historians, you know?” there’s walking the plank, you consider. but where would find a plank? same goes for the brazen bull. “i mean, you’re so pretty,” the guy continues. the stake has been pretty overdone, huh? you see the demon begin to slink from the shadows of the corner and head towards your critic. “why would you want to ruin your eyes and your posture hunched over some books about things that happened a million years ago?” you watch as the demon rears back, jaws open, mouth wide.

you push the dude away and stab the demon in the neck with the pen you got from your dad for getting into grad school. as the demon disappears into a wave of dust and blood, you turn back to the man you saved. “history teaches me about today,” you say, and click your pen closed.)

1 day ago via themyskira (originally wormwoodandhoney)
17 April 2014 @ 7:17 PM

fashionsfromhistory:

Riding Ensemble

c.1905

French

MET

1 day ago via planb-becomeapirate (originally fashionsfromhistory)
17 April 2014 @ 5:48 PM
tags:
#references
rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

(Source: opulentes)

1 day ago via anomalousdata (originally opulentes)
17 April 2014 @ 12:03 PM
fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlightloki:

fahrlight:

jimthewebspinner:

fahrlight:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

fahrlight:

This was after he kneeled before me (no kidding).Story of my awesome day follows soon, and it’s a looong story.




HE KNEELED BEFORE YOU?
JESUS FUCKING SHIT FUCK, TOM.
SOMEONE FIND THAT MAN A DOM.



*cough, cough*

how can this have like 23.000 reblogs?!? HOW?! Thank you so much guys!
by the way, there’s a video now! 

Anyone got any more pictures or videos of this little moment!?

it got better!


thank you ALL for reblogging this baby!

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlightloki:

fahrlight:

jimthewebspinner:

fahrlight:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

fahrlight:

This was after he kneeled before me (no kidding).

Story of my awesome day follows soon, and it’s a looong story.

HE KNEELED BEFORE YOU?

JESUS FUCKING SHIT FUCK, TOM.

SOMEONE FIND THAT MAN A DOM.

*cough, cough*

how can this have like 23.000 reblogs?!? HOW?! Thank you so much guys!

by the way, there’s a video now! 

Anyone got any more pictures or videos of this little moment!?

it got better!

thank you ALL for reblogging this baby!

1 day ago via thedisreputabledog (originally fahrlight)
16 April 2014 @ 7:52 PM
"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."
— Porphyria R’lyeh (via stevenbong)

(Source: curvesincolor)

2 days ago via wootcats (originally curvesincolor)